Good enough answer. Thanks.

The ultimate "Lars is a douche" moment, for me, was in that movie when he cried after selling a painting for millions of dollars, and had to get shitfaced to "deal with the pain". What a privileged asshole. I wanted to say "Hey buddy, I'd like you to meet some people with real problems".

And all of that is perfectly legal. The First Amendment says "Congress shall make no law…". It does not say "Private citizens and organizations shall take no action to…" Free speech simply means we don't take political prisoners in this country. It does not mean you're entitled to a platform, if somebody doesn't want…

I find it really funny how the Right claims to love property rights, but can't get it through their thick heads that if somebody doesn't want to give someone else a stage, microphone, platform, airtime, or bandwidth for their views, that is also their property right. You have the right to free speech ON YOUR OWN DIME.…

My biggest criticism of metalheads is that a lot of them have a very closed mind when it comes to appreciating any music that isn't metal. Sure, it's not all, and the ones who aren't like that are usually super-cool, but it's definitely a thing I've seen. They'll be able to go on at length about 180 different…

I always thought Phil Anselmo was a racist, homophobic douche with anger problems. Hell, I've always thought Pantera was Internet Tough Guy: The Band. Dime seemed cool though.

"The Rock layeth the smacketh down!"

For me, it's very telling that Weld threw his own running mate under the bus to tell people to vote for Clinton. There couldn't have been a better testament to what an idiot Gary Johnson was.

One of my favorite Krusty moments was always when he griped about the time he blew a ton of money betting on the World Series because Sandy Koufax wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur.

Yeah, the reptilian Cardassians on Star Trek still having very visible breasts on the women always bothered me. Because we can make people up to look like all different sorts of aliens, but we'll be DAMNED if we do anything to compromise the male gaze, even on a species that it would make no sense for them to have…

Yeah, I mean, I'm usually of the philosophy that the enemy of my enemy is my friend…but I also think a libertarian is just an edgy conservative who likes to smoke weed.

People who think a light-year is a measurement of time and not distance.

"Ye Olde Pube"

Wouldn't be the first time the hack-joke-making public continued perpetuating jokes based on false premises.

"Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses"

John McCain is a guy I almost feel bad for, but then I remember that he tried to foist Sarah Palin on America, and all sympathy fades.

Bill Weld was governor of MA when I was a kid, and, while I am a leftist, I have to say it - probably the best governor of MA in my lifetime. He wanted to privatize the MBTA. I'm not in favor of privatizing public services on principle, but the fact is, the MBTA is so fucking broken that it will most likely never be…

It's not bullshit when one "side" actually IS evil. False equivalency is false.

Everyone keeps talking about impeachment. I think it's far more likely that if he's going to be removed by Congress, it's going to be by way of the 25th Amendment. His being an evil bastard is of no consequence to Congressional Republicans. They don't care. Him being crazier than a shithouse rat, and a liability, just…

You mean the guy that literally nobody gave a ratfuck about except for some Mormons in Utah?