If Warren had run for President, we wouldn't be in this whole mess. She's Hillary without the off-putting baggage.

My grandmother was a casual sorta-racist who would say the N-word in private but wouldn't actually treat anyone indecently, and was otherwise sweet.

That's a good answer. I haven't seen that.

Wasn't aware. Source? That mitigates the sexism, but maybe it wasn't the best for someone with heart problems.

Yeah, wake me up when he ties his dick in a knot.

STILL the one member of Led Zeppelin who gets no respect.

That was close, you guys almost went a full day without complaining about people complaining about the president.

Add me to the chorus of people saying "Where the fuck is the bass?"

Now you've got me thinking about GRRM's fat pink mast. Oh god oh god oh god.

The biggest thing that bugs me about Rey and Kylo's fight is that she's wearing clothing that exposes a ton of skin when it's fucking snowing out and she doesn't get frostbite. Hell, she doesn't even shiver or anything. She's dressed like it's May.

To make cross-franchise commentary for a second, that was something that always bothered me about Star Trek. They talk about stuff in days, months, and years. Whose days, months, and years? Is it Earth Standard Time everywhere, because the Federation is based on Earth? Isn't that a bit imperialist? How does every…

You know, I came across a rumor somewhere that Disney forced Carrie Fisher to lose 35 pounds for The Force Awakens (because, God forbid we EVER see a heavy actress on screen, even in a non-action role!) and that some theorize that this could be the major cause of her heart giving out.

That last one might actually happen yet.

That last one might actually happen yet.

That last one might actually happen yet.

The "liberal media" is the biggest pile of horseshit that needs to be retired and buried already. There is no such thing as a liberal corporation.

See, we need two ships. The "A" ship will carry all of humanity's best and brightest, to settle on Mars and try again to not fuck things up this time. The "B" ship will contain rapists, child molesters, everyone in the current administration, and Adam Sandler, and be flown directly into the sun.

Cue the complaining about articles complaining about Trump in 3…2…

Well, glad to hear that, but then, you're not who my comment was aimed at. A lot of people have apparently decided to preemptively shit on a show that doesn't exist yet.

Yeah, fuck him too.