To be fair, Freud sucked. Yeah, he was the father of psychology, but any therapist or psychiatrist today regards him as a coked-out whackaloon whose ideas have been discredited many times over. When he was right, it really wasn't all that earth-shattering. People like to think about sex a lot? Gee, you don't say! No,…

You need to try mackerel sushi then. Mackerel is so flavorful, it doesn't need any condiments, including soy sauce. To sound really lame for a minute, a piece of mackerel nigiri is a flavor explosion in your mouth.

Never had their Cajun fries (never heard of them, wonder if they even have them around here?) but I do love Five Guys fries, with vinegar. Also really love that their "small" order of fries is easily enough for 2 people. I'll eat half with my artery-killing burger, then put the rest in the fridge and eat them cold…

I just fucking love when someone on the Internet says "I'm done replying!" and then…keeps replying.

He touched me inappropriately.

OK, that's an acceptable counterpoint. Reubens are manna from the gods.

No. No no no no no. Ketchup does NOT belong on a hot dog. I can see it maybe on a burger (though not my preference), but putting it on a hot dog is barf-inducing.

Gotta love people who complain about people complaining.

Ketchup does not belong on anything BUT fries. It's the garbage of condiments.

I ask again, and I like you, JMP, so this is not a troll question - was the American Revolution not good?

What about the American Revolution? Was that not good? Should the colonists have just sucked it up and accepted the rule of their British aristocrat overlords?

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure there's a dialect of Spanish where "chilito" is slang for "little dick". Mexican Spanish maybe?

That reminds me, I was recently listening to "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)" by Adele, which I think is a decent song, but I was suddenly stupefied by how dumb the line "You couldn't feel the hot heat rising" is. Really? "Hot heat"? For fuck's sake. I'd think Adele could write better lyrics than that.

Some hoaxes play it too close to the vest. Such is the case with Donnie Davies, a fictional ex-gay youth pastor and singer for Evening Service, a band that recorded anti-gay song “The Bible Says.” It’s widely speculated that whoever’s behind Davies is spoofing conservative Christian bigotry,
but critics say he’s still…

"I never played with bo-"

Have to say, one of the greatest retroactive joys of watching the Naked Gun movies is seeing OJ's character get brutally harmed. How can you not cheer seeing him take a header down the stairs of the stadium in that wheelchair?

It's so weird to think that Leslie Nielsen was originally a serious actor. He reached the point where just seeing his face was enough to make me burst out in laughter because of the association with ridiculous comedy. His face became inherently funny.

So we won't ever accidentally see a peek of red carpet from an actress who's walking the red carpet?

…and if it has trouble performing, he yells "Make it so, Number One!"

If I ever hear anything about Patrick Stewart that suggests that he is anything less than a wonderful human being, my whole world will be shattered.