My dad was a customs inspector, and kind of a fascist prick, and even HE enjoyed the satire of customs in Up In Smoke.

Seriously, from all I've heard, Fred Trump sounds like he was ashamed of his son and did all he could to try to straighten him out, to no avail. He sent him to military school to fix his behavior, only to have him come out a more refined and devious asshole. It would be easily to make jokes about how his entire family…

Everybody's getting laid, if you mean in the non-consensual manner of the President forcing himself upon them.

The "President" of the United States. Just because Russia hacked the election, and neither the President at the time, the Supreme Court, nor the Electoral College had the spine to actually do anything to try to overturn the results when they KNEW they were meddled with, doesn't mean I also have to recognize him as…

What I will never understand is him actually paying other people to piss on him, when there are probably millions upon millions of us who would gladly pay him for the privilege. Must be why he failed as a businessman.

To quote a certain Canadian band: "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice".

What about Russia? Regardless of your bosses, your family, and people like them, he still wouldn't have run without their meddling.

The US pendulum doesn't really swing far to the left, though. It swings JUST far enough to the left to be violently batted all the way back to the right again.

I blame, in no particular order: Fallon, CNN for constantly pushing the false-equivalency angle, good ol' fashioned racism, the DNC for nominating someone with all the charisma of a warmed-over glass of milk rather than the candidate that people were actually excited about, Russia, voter suppression of blacks which…

Thanks for saying this. Glad I'm not the only person who hates South Park and thinks Parker and Stone are a couple of smug assholes. "Both sides are equally bad, so vote Republican. Also, anyone who has ever taken a principled stand on ANYTHING AT ALL sucks, and is worthy of mockery to the point of borderline slander…

I think Leonard Cohen checked out right after the election because he felt like in addition to his old age and having lived a full life, there was no sense in sticking around to see what a shit-show the world's about to become.

And I assume anyone who uses the term "millennial" earnestly and without irony is an idiot, so I guess that makes us even, bud.

See, I simultaneously understand, and agree with, both sides of this eternal argument.

Says the guy who just whined about a reviewer recognizing that notions of acceptable humor have changed over decades of time.

No, but it does make everything AWESOME. Music, movies, TV, food, sex, masturbation, nature hikes - all awesome.

So? I smoked pot for the first time as a sophomore, loved it, did it a whole bunch more times, got good grades, never killed anyone, never raped anyone's dog (though I do distinctly remember the first time I smoked, going outside and seeing some old guy's excited dog, and having just dodged calling the dog "Kitty" and…

So, you're on the side of the assholes, even though you ostensibly believe them to be assholes.

"How fast we goin', 80, 90? Are we goin' 90?"
"I think we're parked, man."

Mexican Americans don't just like to get into gang fights, they like flowers, and music, and white girls named Debbie too…

and cannabis legalization was just around the corner… blissfully
unaware that the Reagan Revolution and the Religious Right was going to
harsh everyone's vibes for the next 40 years with their fascist fuckery.