Yeah, I'm a left-winger who doesn't want Bill Maher.

…Unless they're Muslim of course.

Two things, yada yada.

Really, though, I feel like Republicans have NO PLACE to say celebrities should shut up about politics, when they've had an actor and a failed huckster businessman become President now.

"Limousine liberal"? You mean the guy who pushed for the Central Park Five to be convicted even after they were exonerated?

Yup. Let's totally forget that the Founding Fathers, whom these types seem to venerate as infallible gods, ALSO said that the Constitution should be changed every 20 years to reflect the changes in society. But, of course, that part of of their philosophy is inconvenient.

Aww, let's be fair, he's not a fascist, he's a "strict originalist" who "doesn't legislate from the bench". Meaning: A fusty white guy who thinks the world hasn't changed at all since 1789.

OK, point taken, and thanks.

That's funny, because I always blamed the stupid-ass "Every Stormtrooper is a clone of Jango Fett…and so is Boba Fett!" plot in Attack of the Clones on the Fett fanboys who elevated his importance in the story based solely on his cool appearance. Talk about throwing a fucking bone.

Know what scares the fuck out of me?

I'm a mediocre white man, and no thanks. If being great again means associating with these dicks, I think I'll just be a lowly turd.

Well, we've established that you love him.

It sure as hell ain't a wood.

Don't you know, he's a "strict originalist"! And "doesn't legislate from the bench!" (Translation: A fusty old white guy who thinks the world hasn't changed one bit since 1789).

What I will never understand is why he's actually PAID people to do something that millions upon millions of us would probably be willing to PAY HIM to be allowed to do.

I'd like to piss on every golf course. I agree with George Carlin's view of golf: an arrogant, wasteful activity for rich, white, borderline racist (sometimes not so borderline) motherfuckers wearing funny-looking pants. Acres upon acres of perfectly good land, land that could be used for so many better things, all…

Funny, the way I see it, CNN is largely responsible for getting him elected, with their constant pushing of the false-equivalency angle where he and Clinton were just two equally legitimate candidates favored by people with different points of view, and Hillary's email non-scandal was an equal counterpoint to his…

I thought Seven was pretty much the best character in the show, and yeah, Jeri Ryan was damn hot, but really, was there ANY reason for that outfit other than lowest common denominator?

I always did think it was weird that Geordi is the only member of the main cast who never seems to have any luck getting laid. My girlfriend thinks he's in the closet. I just think it's more straightforward, dude has no game.

I always figured they just beamed the semen out afterward. Or maybe they have ensigns clean it up as a form of hazing. I'm laughing contentedly at the idea of Wesley being handed a mop and being told "Get to work!" by Riker after he's done with it.