I loved Maureen O’Sullivan in Peggy Sue Got Married. But...I think the person swimming with Johnny Weismueller is another swimmer doing a body double for her. It is clearly MOS going in the water, and it is clearly her surfacing for air and swimming for shore at the end of the scene, with a serviceable but awkward…

WHY HASN’T SHE BEEN ARRESTED?

The bombshell here is obviously that (if authentic) Kelly seems to be threatening to smear her reputation if it’s not a “friendly departure.”

“Kelly: So the staff and everyone on the staff works for me not the president.”

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and…

Still awful but it wasn’t suicide. It was an accidental overdose.

Ivanka might actually be the most corrupt member of the family yet always seems to get a pass because she’s a pretty blonde girl who plays a good game of acting like a sophisticated socialite. She almost got arrested once (with Jr.) for consumer fraud but Cohen bought her way out of it by throwing money at the NY…

Ok...but what’s with “demand Nielsen’s resignation”? It’s too high a bar. She can just say well she’s part of the team or whatever. Just ask her instead to do literally ANYTHING that will work and then see if she does.

It does.  Signed, the owner of a similarly defective wiener dog.

Mine are in their mid-80s and they love this show. I’d never even heard of it. So when I visit the parents, I’m happy to watch (it beats the evil Fox News).

My girl has a crooked mouth. The shelter that we adopted her from found her with injuries to her face, including a broken jaw and necrotic tissue in her mouth. They did surgery and fixed her up as best they could but her little mouf will never be quite right. I think it just adds to her outrageous cuteness.

I love Metrosmith. They’re music is a little rusty for my taste.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

I had no idea this is why boyshorts aren’t comfortable for me. They ride up SO BADLY. 

I would “Walk This Way” “To The Other Side” “If That’s What It Takes” to restore this van. Call me “Crazy” but “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing”. “Dude” “This thing can “Come Together” with “Sweet Emotion” if we can get Steven Tyler “Back In The Saddle” of this old ride. Maybe I’m “Jaded” by “The Same Old Song and Dance”…

Does shit not fall through the holes?

I’ve been third-wheeled by my friends. Let me tell you, it sucks. My tightest friend group can go down some serious deep holes conversation-wise. Worse still? Being third-wheeled, or fifth-wheeled and basically exiled from common spaces in your own home.

I’m actually mid-way through season 4 in my rewatch of the OC (I’ve never gotten this far before!). I’d totally forgotten that Chris Pratt was in a bunch of episodes! The characters he tends to play are so goddamn lovable, it just goes to show what a great actor Chris is ;)

or send him to jail for a while. think of how many people he could have hurt trying to land a plane

If he wasn’t, we can remediate that now.