What show have you been watching for four years? Barney and Friends?

Im hating the Jonsa writing. Jon’s a mouth breather whose most consistent quality is the blank stare and Sansa who was supposed to have turned into a game player showed all of the politesse and political acumen of a lead balloon right before pouting at the head table. Sansa ought to know the players at this point and…

My takeaway too. Yeah, that’s how a guy will win me, by saying “After dating a bunch of assholes I realized you were better than I thought.”

I think Teen Week is running on fumes

Yeah, this boring-but-smug bullshit about waiting around for some guy and imagining the thoughts of the girls who laughed at you in middle school or whatever gets to be on the same website that has posts celebrating genius mathematicians who just died? Jezebel, please choose more wisely. This is stupidity.

Ugh. No wonder people have unrealistic expectations of love and togetherness. Other guys never even had a shot with you because you had an odd obsession solely because you refused to mature emotionally. On the other hand, he fucked his way through a few towns, then when he got bored knew he always had a backup plan…

Your sister’s kids are dead too?? Jesus Christ. What a burden for you to bear. Wishing you solace.

No it wasn’t DisgraceToCats. Columbia investigated. Not the police. From the article, “A university investigation at the time found Nungesser not guilty of misconduct, and police did not complete an investigation.”

I was a teenager in the summer of ‘93. I went to a restaurant that closed midday to apply for a job. The manager instructed me to return to the restaurant during the closure so he could interview me. I returned. He then informed me he had errands to run for the business and he would interview me on the way. I accepted…

This is the core of it. When a private, or publicly-privatized, company gets hit with an accusation they go into lawyer mode while we tell doe-eyed kids that “The system SHOULD protect you!”

The problem is not the amount of people that have made false rape allegations. The problem is that when victims attempt to get justice they’re treated with derision.

You know, I saw something somewhere recently about something called the “80/20 Rule,” (maybe on TV Tropes, on the “Viewers Are Morons” page?) which is that 80% of business generated from advertisements comes from the bottom 20% in terms of intelligence. Anyway, the idea is that this is why TV is so dumbed-down: in…

Get the pee tape already.

Reeses are candy, not dessert - they don’t count. But you can keep your peanut butter brownies and ice cream. I HOPE YOU’RE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER! *slams door*

I also have celiac but I always become very suspicious over a tastiness of a GF product the minute I read something like “organic stevia” in the ingredients.

There are two things I expect from Trumpflakes; moving the goal post and making everything about Hillary.

The fact that Donald Trump is President and not locked in a mental institution during the airing of the first season of the Apprentice shows how much power Clinton has.

True. Especially in recent generations growing up with padded play grounds, a helmet for Timmy before the trike ride and the banning of dodge ball....

The original title was “Tourist gets face fucked by hard object”.

Plus, compare him to Monaghan, who founded Domino’s.