For me it was Harrison, and Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, I didn’t really get the movie but Goldblum made me tingly.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

In light of People’s cover with Donald Trump wherein they normalize him and his family and gush about Ivanka being super cute or whatever, I’d ask that we stop including People on Jezebel. We can get our gossip from the other rags.

Presumably he can’t talk, so...sure.

yeah but their wedding didn’t take place on election day, it was on November 8th - how were they supposed to know that the date of election day changes from year to year?

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

Like father, like son, I guess.

while it may not be perfect, i’m going to take a moment and be perfectly honest - this site, and the people on it, give me hope, give me strength and give me more knowledge than i could ever hope to repay, and i love and cherish every one of you for it.

I find it totally plausible. And plausible that it would not be turned into anything at the time. Mobile phones were becoming more ubiquitous then (I got mine in ‘98 when my wife was pregnant with our first child) but camera phones did not really exist and social media was non-existent. I am sure he felt like he…

Here is how Trump stories go.... if Trump comes off like a rich, pompous dick, it’s probably true. If he or his ilk come off caring, nice or loving it’s completely horse shit.

Donald, Jr. is the most slappable son. Eric is the most “thrust a crucifix in his face and dispatch him with a wooden stake”-able son.

Don Jr. Is slappable. Eric is punchable.

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so its an equal opportunity insult - good to know

Men don’t like them if you call them a cunt, that’s for sure.

What do you think he is, one of those ivory tower liberals?

Really? Wikipedia lists his death as 2003, while the main Mount St Helens eruption was in 1980.

Art Carney died in 2003 in CT. I think you mean Harry Randall Truman. He’s the one who refused to leave his lodge on Spirit Lake.

Sorry but that’s completely not true. Art Carney died in his sleep in his home in Connecticut in 2003. sent him a fan letter years ago and he sent me back an awesome personalized B&W photo. Fantastically talented man.

HAHA yeah and THEN when the republican president takes office he could tell the kid to hire his grandmother to do it I mean he would be a job creator AND helping to privately fund old people have health insurance!!!! RIGHT!!11!!?