Cheddar gets swissed away. I wonder if he’s blue. Then again, it’s gouda when they catch someone and there’s punishment. 

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

I agree. A Ferrari with complete records is expensive enough. I have gotten to know a few Ferrari owners in my day at car club events. We have talked at length about the ownership experience with a Ferrari. Some have told me you do not “take” a Ferrari to the shop. That would imply it will be returned to you this…

I have a special connection with the awesome Phaeton, so I would embrace the challenge of owning one. Ie learning how to service the engine, yanking it and completely rebuilding it, crank in hand and up from there.

I wish you were Ernie Grunfeld. He never takes my suggestions.

I already starred you and in reality I’m only commenting because of the strength of your handle. Its stupidly hilarious and I’m sort of mad at you for it. 

“I couldn’t make little Rondo spit for like 2 weeks!”

He went on to say that it was “like the L.A. Lakers down there.”

“My genitals were purple yellow for like two weeks.”

It’s called airbrushing don’t feel bad. (And yes I know she probably has nicer skin than most). Just never believe what you see on a photo cover.

Who else thinks a “normal person” means a 22 year-old yoga instructor from a wealthy family with a lifestyle blog?

A five year old Merc is one thing if you are a single guy with no commitments. Broken down by the side of the road with kids in the car? No thanks. For a few bucks more, you could have a brand new VW Atlas is you want a German family hauler- and it comes with a 6 year warranty.

Are you saying that Tomato is a Russian...plant?

Why would you go through the trouble of replacing an oil pump and a clutch on an engine with 18,000 miles?

Somehow I had always pictured him as an IROC-era Camaro guy, but this seems legit.

When you successfully get your incompetent boss fired but they also get rid of that dick Todd from Accounting.

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

Browns beat reporter Mary Kay Cabot characterized the skirmish as a “power struggle,” with ownership reportedly split on whether to fire Jackson or Haley. It appears that not everyone agreed on who to fire.