all she wants to do at storytime is grab the book and try to eat it

She’s off being best. duh.

...it shocked quite a few diehard Jeep fans. “Blasphemy!” many of them likely cried. “That’s not a REAL Jeep!”

Yo, you can keep the A-7 pron flowing man.

Well, what did she think would happen?

I got road head in one of these, so they’ll always get a positive review from me.

and “part-time party planner” sounds suspiciously like call-girl.

Dear lord.

Well yeah, he was clearly sleeping in a homeless only section.

FATALTY.

Godamnit. I need to get out of this place...

Did it hit right at the start of the evening rush hour?

Last night was an epic clusterfuck. What you’re not seeing above are the crowds of people that they weren’t even letting into Grand Central due to the crowding.

Can we call it the Maui-mobile?

I think you mean defense counsel.

Nobody else is going to mention that he’s still throwing 101 after 5.2 innings?

I find it interesting that Alabama is complaining about NY’s shit, after the state voted for the biggest piece of shit NY has ever produced.

Make 7!

This entire thread is gold.

Oh, I wasn’t knockin you for it.