Artificial insemination, part of the contract she signed. He’s never even seen her naked.

Melania will never merit even a shred of sympathy from me. She agreed to pretend to be that animal’s wife, therefore she’s complicit and an accomplice. Fuck her, fuck her shovel and fuck her tennis court.

This is one of the best pieces you’ve ever written. And Slash borrowed heavily from Nono in Trust. The French versions of their albums are better because they’re angrier.

Trumpies want a war? OK, then, fucking bring it. Nothing would please me more than to slit some Trumpie throats and prance through rivers of their still-warm blood. Let’s go, you fucking frauds.

No one wants to sit through his gassy hate rallies, they’re all exactly the same anyway. He flails, jiggles, gyrates, tells ridiculous lies and leads witless chants like the spastic waddling feeb he is, he never talks about anything important, noteworthy or meaningful. Not even Dotard Nation wants to watch his stale…

I agree. The clownish antics are specifically engineered to enrage you. It’s what attention whores like Waddlin’ Don and the worthless “Ye” want, their “politics” are as meaningless as a fart in a tornado. West’s artistic well has run dry and now he’s reinventing himself as a character, just like Fatso did when his…

Pro sports is the only business where the participants are scorned for openly saying it’s all about the money for them. If David Lee Roth reunites with Van Halen and says “they paid me a shitload of money” no one begrudges him that, if Jennifer Aniston does a “Friends” reunion and says it was all about the money no…

Anyone who thinks Emperor Wide-Load considers or even thinks about the ramifications of the nonsense he spews is giving him way, way too much credit. He barely even understands what “tariffs” are, he wants them because “other countries” are “beating us” and we have to “win”. As usual, he assumes someone will run with…

He’s Donald fucking Trump, of course he’s cutting every available corner however he can. His crass “country clubs” only exist to scam his wealthiest fans into happily handing over their loot in the hope of maybe being granted a private audience with an MLM scammer and noted teevee game show host in between servings of…

They’re the new Yankees. Winning just isn’t enough for them, they have to remind everyone that all the success has given them a broader and deeper perspective on everything, unlike regular loser NFL fans.

Like with many Pats die-hards, winning the SB a handful of times and being the flagship NFL franchise since 2001 just isn’t enough for them, they have to be certified all-knowing NFL experts too. Many Pats fans think they have the “inside scoop” on everything from Kraft to Gisele, like their fandom is on a far higher…

The southern half of the Garden State Parkway is normally a breeze but the northern half is just another north Jersey death race. North Jersey drivers are the most merciless and bloodthirsty in the country, no quarter is asked and none is ever given. All NJ drivers are like that but in north Jersey there’s just a sort…

Cool, but marriage means nothing if the vows mean nothing. Leave the guy, go do porn, that’s her call. But he isn’t obligated to play it like it’s merely a career choice, as it’s more than that within the framework of a marriage.

It was Toki’s fault.

Dump her as quickly as possible. “Prejudice against sex work”...LOL, she married the guy, she made a vow and part of that vow is “I won’t fuck anyone else anymore”. Who wants to be married to someone who’s degraded and exploited on camera for a living? If she wants to become a porn star fine, but have the decency to…

Kaepernick is overrated and not that good. However, he’s decent enough to merit a backup gig somewhere and the only reason he isn’t is because NFL owners and GMs are terrified of the possibility of a bunch of shirtless racist yahoos drunkenly “protesting” at their stadiums and drawing negative attention, not to…

Placebo. Homeopathy is make-believe, fake, fugazi, not real.

“Homeopathy” is a scam. Period. Sorry, but it simply does not work the way you think it does.

OK Trumptards, this is what YOU wanted, so sorry but YOU don’t get to complain about it, shit-burghs. YOU elected that jiggling blob of doughy pink flab, thus YOU own everything he says and does.

Fuck Vince and fuck his stupid XFL. All week I’ve been reading ridiculous comments about the XFL, like it was so much fun and so enjoyable and how the NFL is “dying” and the time is right for a new & more Trump-esque football league to take America by storm and it’s all 100% pure nonsense. It was a garbage league full…