I always kind of liked Zappa the guy and there’s no denying his musician bona-fides but bleh, his albums were just too goofy, silly and weird for me. I went to school with a few hardcore Zappa freaks who were forever trying to “turn me on” to his stuff (a la Deadheads who’d insist that you’d become one of them as soon…

LOL Trumpies are so, so woefully stupid. “We’ll show that advertiser, we’re gonna smash the thing we already paid for!”. I hope a car company advertised on that gassy idiot’s show, as I’d love to see videos of butthurt Trumpies trashing their Silverados out of spite.

Of course it’s a pyramid scheme, EVERY MLM scam is.

Those former presidents, as deeply flawed as they may individually be, wouldn’t be caught dead associating with that freakish orange real estate hustler. He’d just ruin everything anyway by going off on some daffy tangent or doing his insult comedy routine, the guy has all the dignity of dogshit being hosed off a…

Meanwhile the obese gassy president sits there tweeting in front of his TV like the useless D-list celebutard he is. “Football...the military...the flag durhurrrrhurrr!”. Worthless fucking disgrace.

They envy him, they see his ridiculous phony conspicuous consumption lifestyle as something to aspire to and admire. They ignore his obvious amorality and insincerity and instead focus on his possessions and fame, as if they somehow validate him and demonstrate proof of his greatness. If they actually knew or worked…

Anyone who believes there’s anything “more” to Donald Trump is sorely mistaken. He’s an empty, vapid shell of a human being who exists only to serve himself and no one else. Every single thought he has and every single decision he makes is based on how it will benefit him...his wealth, his public persona, his approval…

It’s equal. The money is more important, as funding his bloated gassy lifestyle is crucial to his idiotic persona, but he does it all for approval, mostly in the form of envy which is what he truly craves. Envy is what he’s all about...”live like me, eat like me, smell like me, win like me”. It’s what he sells. He…

Of course he is, raking in some extra cash and or mugging for the TV cameras is the entire point of everything that sleazy orange gasbag does. He bled the Secret Service budget dry by charging them for everything, he markets hats when visiting disaster sites and he suckers the goobers who attend his delightful little…

They can’t even manage to present the facade of being a real married couple, it’s laughable. The entire world knows that she’s just a paid employee who pretends to “love zee Donald” in exchange for gobs of cash. Like every single other thing in the Trump universe, she’s a fraud, a tacky phony playing a role for the…

The gassy orange freak is too inept to even remember where he “stands” on any “issue”. It’s all the inevitable result of the dumbest people this country has to offer electing a bizarre teevee character instead of a real functional adult.

Trump is a fat cowardly piece of shit who’s desperately trying to pander to his drooling fan base before the shit really hits the fan and he’s exposed as what he really is: a complete fraud who’s worth less than nothing and actively worked with Russia to undermine our election.

He’s a piece of garbage who appeals to morons and suckers.

Good, enough already with these animal cops who think they’re judge, jury and executioner. Her livelihood matters every bit as much as the “hero” cop’s does.

Time to lose the stupid national anthem ritual. We know what country we’re in and there’s just no need to begin every single sports event with a jingoistic salute to warfare where everyone’s supposed to behave a certain way, with the hat removal and the standing and etc. It’s gotten way out of control and it’s time to…

He said he’ll donate a “million dollars”. Understand that as far as he’s concerned it’s already done, he “donated a million dollars”. It’s how he is and how he’s always been. He just says things and then proceeds as if the thing happened, even if there’s boundless evidence that it did not. Call him out on it and he’ll…

She is clothed! Save this pic, it might be valuable someday!

The single happiest TV moment since Desmond called Penny in “The Constant”.

Easily one of the greatest individual TV episodes I have ever seen. Agent Cooper’s return was note perfect and entirely worth the wait. Totally spectacular in every way.