Look at it this way - No matter how long your drive, getting in and out is only gonna take about ten seconds in total. So if you drive for 30 minutes, getting in and out is only about 0.55% of your total time. The rest is driving, and driving a Miata almost anywhere (that isn’t a highway) is basically mainlining…

Yup. It took a friend of mine buying an older 911 and letting me drive it all the way from Vail to Denver, but by the end I was a complete convert.

This right here is a quality comment and I happily gave you the star you rightfully deserve.

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

Meryl Streep tends to win every time she’s nominated for an acting award...

This scumbag deserves far more than a $125 million fine and 11 years. He’s a damn billionaire, they should be seizing ALL of his assets that resulted from his con.

The funniest part about all of this is his membership in the LDS church though, they love their pyramid schemes and conmen, not to mention protecting…

If there is a Freddy’s near you, give them a try. I won’t bother with fast food, but they do a good smash burger. I really like the patty melt.

They make the best overall menu in fast food (my opinion only).  The pork tenderloin sandwich is a personal favorite but any of their burgers (smash style is all they do) on a pretzel bun (when available) is great.  Plus, curds. 

I’ll just go with the usual 3 answers:

If this meant to be a jab at r/whatisthiscar, then kudos. By far the most annoying subreddit to start showing up in my feed.

Because Roger Clinton has one and they like to off road while chugging Billy Beer.

Looks very retro-futuristic, like what folks in the seventies thought the nineties would be.

I could write a 5000 word article on high school car culture in mid-2000s rural Ohio man I swear.

MOTHERFUCKIN’ FORD RANGER
Also your high school experience sounds like a feverdream lol

I like your moxie, you’re hired!!  For what, TBD

I doubt I’ll buy this as I’m not a Panda Express fan, but I read the whole article. You’re a very good writer.

Hell, they’re probably cheaper than the airport lounge these people were in just 30 minutes before

How are those prices compared to other airlines?  Seems to me like they’re still cheaper than drinks in a city bar and cheaper than most concert venues.

I use this one a lot.

Cavatappi!