No, the right foot was merely an accomplice. Seriously, there are a lot of stories of people returning vipers with their faces in a varying shade of white for a reason.

Yes, you’re insane in the membrane.

1. Buy car for $1

Much like the wool upholstery, white lace windows are a staple of Japanese luxury cars.

Since Michael’s trailer couldn’t make it up Rochelle’s driveway, he and I had to push the car down a decline while Rochelle tried steering onto the two narrow ramps (for some reason, the steering was not locked).

We truly are living in the golden age of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”.

“Alright girls, I want a quarter of you to look pleased you’re here, another quarter to look somewhat surprised, and the last half hold your hands near your head in a way that says “statutory, what’s that mean??”

Thursday is just Friday Junior in my world, so drink up!!

This is most def a cold Sunday afternoon HBO watch. And you know there will be yelling at the tv at the terrible dialogue.

Now there’s a carload of jail bait if there ever were one.

I legit slept on the couch for a month after buying an AMG-GT without telling my wife.

no, somethings in my eye. be back in a moment...

Call me neo-old fashioned, but I see nothing wrong with this vehicle. I would absolutely buy one, fancy myself a dandy and drive around town sticking my nose in the air as I ignore the proletariat. Horsepower, torque, creature comforts? Bah! I’ve got a dinner event to attend and another one to snub.

Don’t get all the hate for the C4. It’s fun, cheap entertainment. I know I like mine...

It’s the dress code at FOX. Short dresses, stilettos, and commando.

So accurate its scary.

this reminds me of that show with the bald guy and indian (maybe indian?) guy in some clapped out garage in london, creating monstrosities and yelling at each other.

This is actually the next Nissan Maxima.

Right? I thought to myself, “Wasn’t that some sort of strange disease people got in the late 1800's?”