I was hoping this whole review would be underscored with synthwave

Psh there’s no way that Jo is into Clint. He’s just pining away while she forces him to haul 17 ft. tables into her projects. I feel like she doesn’t pay him.

Every time I see “Waco” I think it says “Taco” and I’m excited and then immediately let down.

what a lovely example, and with the Isuzu sourced 5-speed no less it’s a marriage ahead of it’s time

8th grade? Damn, I feel old. I think the hottest Dodge when I was in 8th grade was the Shelby Daytona.

you sir, are clearly a connoisseur of finery of all types

Slightly douchey/old manny but he’s probably earned it

Meh, he’s living his dream...

he’s living the dream, let him be

More importantly, can automakers hide the stupid sensors already?

I just saw an older guy sitting in traffic next to me this morning wearing a Ferrari baseball cap and bright red Ferrari jacket. He looked ridiculous, but to be fair he was driving a bright red 488 Spyder... not sure what to make of that.

I think its overkill, especially if you’re an owner, but not so much if you are a fan. I have random automotive merch, a Cadillac dad’s hat, some Ferrari Puma’s, a BMW bag etc. I wear them here and there. Some people though go overboard, especially if they are owners.

Doesn’t show on the pic, but I’m proudly wearing my Buick belt buckle. I wear it each time I take the Somerset for spin, makes me feel more connected with the machine.

Agreed, you look like an idiot if you don’t own the car or the brand.

That first header pic is so ‘shopped I couldn’t even recognize Mariah.

What if we put a Lexus badge on it? Deal?

For $125k you’d think they could afford to put a valve stem cap on....

If you had screw you money and a fuck you attitude, you’d buy this car, wrap it, stance it and put a ricer exhaust on it.

your next article better be...

Donald Trump looks so young in this video!