Rest in peace, David Bowie. You were a gift from god.

Yeah. You're...uhh...not very intelligent.

Wait, bomb the oil? What the fuck? Who? You guys are gonna ...He’s not speaking in sentences! What the shit?

“Yo man I feel you you tryin to make your point all serious and all holla but how you think you gonna rise up and fly yo brain words into the ear hearts of eagle nation PHILLY if we left out drops mic”

Excellent point.

Fucking gentrification, man...

[reads article]

Oof. Seven weeks till pitchers & catchers, I guess...

[unzips pants]

Men can have boobs. This proves nothing.

That had to be a gambling thing, right?

A poem, sir! +1

Hee! +1

He’s butchered every accent he’s attempted. It’ll be wonderful to watch him fuck up total silence. In the words of Jay Sherman, “He stinks!”

Apropos of nothing, when I was betting college basketball, I remember reading an article about what a nightmare it is for opposing teams to travel to Louisiana Tech. Many flight connections, followed by an enormous bus ride. Particularly tough on basketball players. This was 10 years ago, I wonder if it's the same…