@xaronax: CANON ON THE SHELF!!

@MazdaMania: what do those commie gooks know anyways?

Forget the .50Cal Browning M2 and the Barrett..

@acjwatt: what was the excuse before guns?

@anitesh.jaswal: WHY DID YOU TURN?

@Walternate: she might be able to get 2/3rd of a Apple desktop. or 1 mid-range Apple laptop.

@Serolf Divad: I plan to sell mine for $12k because it'll be made out of T-Rex..

@ithrewitontheground: Im sure you meant "grow mold on your legs"

@BrtStlnd: she left her headlights on....

Firing squad.

@Jagvar: Anyone see my iPhone 4 I left at the bar?

@All Jimal wants for Presidents Day is a star:

@tenazrael: Yes indeed.When I get there,there will be others just like me.

If I had the money for this,I'd hoon the shit out of it around my property,go curb hopping and go to Schucks Auto and get a switch with a red protective cover(keeps it in the off position) and wire.

They should have used a Ford Superduty.

she stole my grandpa's pants..

Did this in a 2000 Pontiac minivan last month.

You mean you can get a Camaro with headroom as a option now?

@Triborough: it's in a land drown under...