@DoctorNine: That was one of the first cars that came to my mind.

@graverobber: Murilopnik Weekends mean I can cut back on th...: And that's the difference between Jalopnik and Fleshbot. Here we talk about a tranny getting blown, there it's about a tranny blowing.

What gives with that front bumper? And the side mirrors?

My sources say she was on her way to visit the world's largest chalk board when the accident occurred.

@acidic: Wait... this ISN'T his MySpace photo?

Kudos to Ford for understanding what its customers need to know and answering those questions before they're even asked. And now we all know how many dead hookers we can stuff in the back of a Transit Connect.

Who'd have thought that the spiritual resurrection of the Z Car would come from Hyundai?

@Ash78: Word.

Meh. The red car looks too much like a Camaro. I like the style they chose. It looks real good right now pacing the Gatorade 150s.

@tonyola: You got it.

I would be much more impressed if it didn't make noises like an Atari 2600.

Wow.

Show up at LeMons with that thing. I dare ya.

@acarr260: @Feds: Eh, it's not the only thing I've effed up this week.

And WHO exactly thought that kind of behavior was not expected?

And yet I can see the Joker pulling up alongside in a semi truck, whipping out a bazooka, and blowing it end-over-end in a Dark Knight-style prisoner transport.

In the world of video games, there are these guys called the West brothers. Their story, near as I can tell, goes like this.

Oh great. I guess we can look forward to more classic car carnage.

I know I'm missing the point, but shouldn't that engine, in that car, with a 2.77:1 drive ratio, be returning something more in the 27-29 mpg range?