Props to Porsche for marketing it as exclusivity, while the rest of the automakers are calling it “poor quality control”.

I know this is a very un-Jalop thing to say, but I’m calling bullshit on the SUV thing for most people who are switching to SUVs.

Here in Southern Suburbia, Infinitis are just for people who are too scared for German reliability (dad already has an E-Class or 5-series and it’s in the shop all the time).

With the death of the XJ, I’m gonna be honest, modern Jags with the exception of the F-Type have lost their appeal to me. The biggest thing Jaguars used to have going for them was their exterior and interior styling. But the XE, XF, and the various Pace models are just so bland. The XF wagon is awesome but I have yet…

Luxury = Rolls Royce, Bentley, Mercedes Maybach etc

It’s more about the badge than the features.

To accommodate all the BMW models, it’s clearly time for the 9 series.

Supposedly our latest set of overlords is looking for an office in LA, and when I suggested we move Jalopnik there I was met with almost zero resistance from the staff. Maybe we can decamp for the West Coast.

Or people can not drive for them.  There is that.

That event happened expressly because her five-year-old isn’t going to make it to six, but you’re right, she should smile more. *rolls eyes*

One of things I find amusing about Porsche nerds like yourself is that you conveniently forget just how many four cylinder cars they have made starting with the very first model and continuing to today. And most of them, including your precious 912, sounded about as sexy as a Beetle with a loud exhaust.

He’s not having a Goodyear

By law you have to be over 70 to enter a Honda dealership in the UK.

Seems about right for the UK, cold, damp, and dirty pretty much sums up England in a nutshell.

Picnic was not planned.

its a German car, so the only color it should have is Silver

tell these idiots to get a job, this was made for a side gig or to help you look for a job while you collected unemployment. not to feed a family of 6

So they work when they want, as often as they want, for as long as they want.... or as little as they want, as sparsely as they want, for as little duration as they want.... and yet they WANT this to be a living wage? Entitled idiots. Find a JOB, not a side gig.

That’s not how Audi and VW work. Audi is now a luxury brand, VW is not and will never be.