So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

Maybe it broke loose because the train hit a pothole.

Tarantino, who, in 2003, defended director Roman Polanski’s rape of 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in 1977 as “she wanted to have it,”

So...like every other Karmann-Ghia then?

Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

“a robotic arm—which has a speaker built into it, naturally—hands you your seat belt...”

I don’t think they’re going to be inclined to spend the money...

I guess Michigan should ramp up road repairs soon...

No Criminal History except DUI.

I think you’re drastically overestimating a McDonald’s salary. You could possibly pay the note, but you couldn’t actually drive it anywhere. Premium gas @ $3 a gallon and you get maybe 12 MPG. First 2 hours of your shift, and all you did was pay for gas to get there.

Tiger Woods could. He’s brown and has a mugshot.

The guy filming was in a canoe

The guy filming was on roller blades.

Guy filming was on a pony.

The guy filming was on a unicycle.

The guy filming was on a skateboard.

Guy filming was on a bicycle.

You know that things have changed around here when Steve McQueen is referred to as a notorious dirtbag by a member of the editorial staff.