The Rolls-Royce “Not an SUV even though it really is, because fucking heritage”. For when an Escalade or a Range Rover is too dull but when a Russian equivalent with whale penis leather is too much.

Craigslist be like,

Now if they could just find that missing nuke off the coast of Tybee Island...

No. Fuck you. I waited 25 years for this. If I get my car and then they abolish this law, I will have to start mass-producing tables so that I can flip all of them!

Australia is the Texas of Asia. Conservative, resouce-rich (also regular-rich) and a little bit racist. Also it’s a giant desert.

Isn’t Australia the Florida of Asia?