“Thought it was going to be easy...” could be Tracy’s epitaph, and yet you were still surprised?

Not my favorite song of hers, but this is Jalopnik, so...

If you have cataracts and squint the Falcon looks just like a Mustang.

Nice! Does it recommend synthetic oil or is standard oil just fine?

We had a silly transmission issue on the first dyno run and while it got fixed, it meant we were behind on the program. Instead of making the team work 18 hour days, we decided to give this one a miss and go back in September.

My money is on the Oldsmobile Cutlet.

So in other words, this is a lot like prom night in much of the small town midwest?

Autotrader wants you to think it’s a bot.

This Hemholz effect may possibly be mitigated by the addition of a low pressure disturbance behind the window opening. I suggest a small dent in the passenger side rear bumper. 

US rally, Euro style:

Wait, is this Matt Farah's million mile Lexus?

Why do some sticks move in different directions? Because being straight is really boring....

this is why i come here... fascinating.

Is that the engine they use in pencil sharpeners?

The S8 is so stealthy he didn’t even see it in your post. Mission accomplished, Tom.

So you can actually see how steep it is:

See! Right there! Straight from the Fast and Furious franchise.

I swear that’s what was going on inside the automatic transmission of the last Chrysler I rented.

They’d be okay until they tried to shift up to “4"...

“I just bought a ‘85 Kamaz and need to get it below 300 millirems in only 16 days!”