by rule, all of the Jalopnik commentariat own a miata, as is required before getting an account, so we all know about them already.

You got the Prius all excited Torch... or does it do that with everyone?

Ah, a cunning linguist!

I would insist on keeping a spare steering wheel on the passenger seat and make my passenger wave it out the window while I veered back and forth.

That’ll buff right out:

I don’t think I could drive around in a car with “dp” on it.