Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

I’ve been a summer camp counselor (for kids) every summer for the past 12 years, so I would fucking love to go to an adult summer camp. I like to imagine it’s the same fun stuff I currently do for work, but I get to be drunk and swear as much as I want. It literally sounds like my dream life.

Fuck her. That Unicorn drink was magical!

Blast her about all that booze causing liver damage.

I can’t imagine what the 2nd and 1st judgiest cousins are like.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Thank you for your service in WWII, but please stop using that term.

Of course the one with walnuts. We are not animals.

YES IT IS! The walnuts make that brownie more delicious.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen