Would it make a noise though when it “floats”? Or would it be silent movement since it’s on air/water?

JESUS the encounters with real people are creepier than ghosts...

I feel like there’s a decent chance they didn’t know. I mean they probably knew he was a massive asshole, a screamer, and someone who was shitty to his employees. (TOTALLY standard down here, and not even something to blink an eye over. Unfortunately.) As to the sexual shit, they probably didn’t know because they…

Oman FTW!

Holy crap, the lion one!!! Thank you so much! Ashamed to say I didn’t even think to search Amazon even though OF COURSE they’d have, like, everything. Thanks again!

Can anyone help with a swimsuit rec??? I would love a one piece that looks like it could be one of the amazing suits you see on Olympic synchronized swimmers. Example (Mexico, China, Switzerland type stuff especially): http://www.thedailybeast.com/the-12-craziest-synchronized-swimming-suits

Anyone else read those lyrics to the tune of Cake’s “Going the Distance”?

We call it Fightsgiving in our family :)

Maybe I’m just missing the camp gene? Never went as a kid, so I only have context from movies. I would definitely have been the Wednesday Addams of the bunch :)

First prize goes is the biggest Bernie fanboy on the planet and there is literally no way to live up to his expectations of what makes a good person in his eyes. We (the liberals in the family) are all hypocrites and sellouts and deserve whatever country we will be left with after Trump.

My 3rd judgiest cousin spent all of last week blasting the Unicorn Frapp on social media basically calling all of us who tried one irredeemable sugar monsters who deserve to die young of diabetes. Then this week she announces she’s spending the summer hopping from one adult summer camp to another (Though this one…

“Holocaust Center”, REALLY Sean, REALLY? On fucking Passover you open this bag of snakes, REALLY?

I just figure they’d give a massive diplomatic side-eye if China took over NK (either officially or unofficially) and became their very immediate next door land neighbor.

South Korea would care!

YES!

That chicken’s name had better be Gaston

Ooh the kind with walnuts?? 7/11 brownies are my favorite go-to delicious trash food.

Haha I mean...sure? I was a lowly day player so I didn’t get to really hang out or work long term. She was focused, so she didn’t interact much, but it wasn’t in like a dickish way, just that she was in work mode. One of my current coworkers just told me a story though, a few years ago she was at a lot on a coffee run…

I spent a day working in her vicinity once and she smelled good. Like fresh rich person laundry. Haven’t worked with Brad, but I know people who have and they all said he did not. That smoke smell clings.