If you find that perfect girl, you can always buy her boobs.

Why can't we have an ATS with a small block?

I see Miatas passing stock engined NSXs at track days. They have half the horsepower, and they shouldn't be faster. However, they consistently appear to be.

Yeah, but we are always waiting on him to catch up. Its soooooooo slow. Massively slow. You have to sit back and wonder how something that looks so fast could be so slow.

Why can't we have the ATS with the LT1?

My brother drives an NSX on Fridays. I have driven it many times. It has no guts. 290 HP isn't nearly enough power to have any fun with it. It has less torque than economy cars. It needs a supercharger just to be drive-able.

Yeah, but would you want to attack an air bag that is filled with explosives? I wouldn't swing a hammer at one.

Yup. But other manufacturers call this the invoice price.

Keep in mind that the E36 M3 came out with 287 HP and then was bumped up to 321 DIN HP and was rocking a flappy paddle gear box back in 1996. America just sucks and they gave us a 325 that had a little more displacement. The reality is that the M3 was always a game changer.

F1 Races are terribly boring in person, and now the cars sound like crap too.

I went and tried to look at one. I was told they were absolutely not going to get in or order any manual trucks. Then they scoffed at me and my poor old manual ranger. I have 4 BMWs and a busted old Ranger. Salesmen are such idiots. I hate car salesmen.

You promised us a Diesel. Where is the diesel? Why would we buy gas when we can get diesel? We are all waiting for the diesel. Give us the diesel. Do it. Do it now.

I like the 1.0. Its a big fat line, and it is super smooth to write with.

I couldn't be happier with the Uniball Jetstream. Its a fantastic disposable pen. My biggest problem is people tend to steal them every chance they get.

While I will never buy either one of these cars, I still find this to be much more interesting than the Ferrari 488.

My uncle had one. I drove the pants off it.

Thanks to those idiots at NASCAR that bought up alms and killed the lmp1 category, we will never get to see this wizardry in real life.

I bought a BMW that didn't come with a spare tire IN THE USA. Magically, you can buy the spare tire "donut" from BMW if you just get the Euro Part Numbers.

This is a guy taking billions of dollars from fussy fashion obsessed women who are constantly shopping and turning it into a most glorious car collection.

Some people willfully believe incorrect things no matter how many facts and information you give them. Just like people who want to tell you that the Earth is warmer now than ever before even though we know its not. Why? Because Al Gore put some bullshit graph into a movie that idiots watched and believed. No…