Just keep your eyes peeled for this dude:

In other words, the Cardinals lost.

I guess a fire at the Reichstag would be a little too on the nose.

dank

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

There was no reason whatsoever to be unconvinced long before last night.

Congrats on the fiance.

The people paying them probably do, given that’s where the money to pay them with comes from.

Equal pay why? Do they generate equal revenues? If yes, then fine. If no, then you’re a bloody communist.

Every criticism I’ve seen of this has boiled down to “lol religious people are different than me.”

Value Over Replacement

And now he has to win Man of the Match again to explain to authorities why he calls his daughter his girlfriend.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Occam’s razor: Tim Tebow is a home-schooled idiot and doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

“These people have awful names.”

I agree, but unless the NFL is banning him from playing in the future, not letting him do the combine is kind of pointless.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?