Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Seriously. Let this kind of discussion be handled on Jezebel. They’re way better at it.

So, timeline of events: she motions for him to come over, says something to him. He turns to leave. She shoves him. He makes a threatening, forward motion gesture. She slaps him. He punches her.

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

I was actually talking about this with someone today as we were watching the game. The Chiefs, Smith and Reid might play, at times, non-flashy football and might not be breaking some fantasy statistics, but they win. They consistently rise to the occasion when required and the team has done basically a turn-around…

Note to Chiefs haters: Yes, once again, the game would have been different if one little thing had gone the other way.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

What if Gay Island never glows from the repeated nuclear bombs being dropped on it (i.e. it just becomes dustier and smellier), and we waste our entire nuclear arsenal frivolously re-nuking it, leaving us ripe to attack from either Cuba or North Korea (according to those Red Dawn documentaries)?

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Opposing Player 1: He’s just chilling there

Westbrook is definitely stealing rebounds, but it’s kinda like a wolverine going after a piece of raw meat. His teammates are smart enough to step away.

One rebound away from a triple double at halftime. Yikes.

Jeff Fisher seems like the type of coach you hire when you know your team won’t be very good and you don’t want to do a lot of work to find a new coach so you just pick a random guy who has coached more than one team in the NFL. I imagine that Norv Turner is your next call if Jeff Fisher isn’t available.

and the Broncos won the a ring with the reanimated corpse of Peyton Manning at QB. It could happen.

Like many Cuban-Americans, Kiko never liked the idea of playing second Fidel.

I can’t wait to hear Scott Van Pelt ask Tim Kurkjian about Kiko Alonso’s reaction to Fidel Castro.

Look at it this way: it’s using the popularity of the matchup to bring attention to a crisis that the media has largely forgotten.

Except they are, in fact, a Premier League team.