No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

he’s a threat to the playing surface w that take

See: Rice, Ray

No son of Ron Swanson would willingly go to college where you have to fill out forms with your actual name and address.

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

More like you end up with a chicken.

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

I don’t get it either. Cardinals fans are the best fans in baseball. They clearly do not deserve this treatment. #bfib

If only Roma had someone in their lineup who could make a clean defensive tackle at midfield, like some sort of central defensive midfielder, yeah that’s the ticket! You know, if they paid Toronto enough, they might be able to get that Michael Bradley guy; I hear he’s pretty good.

Meh, can’t blame Osweiler for being pissed off that he got benched in favor of a dead guy. A dead guy that had been cockblocking his playing time for years.

Jeah-ghazi.

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

Is lying to NBC an crime in Brazil? Don’t these dipshit police have real crimes to investigate?

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

JEAHL!

What?

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

"genetic sexual attraction is normal" —- please don't say stuff like this. You follow this up a sentence or two later saying that you were an abuse victim. This is NOT normal, do NOT attempt to normalize your experience. This may be COMMON, but DON'T say it's normal. It is not ok.