“When it comes to the respect of our nation, when it comes to the respect of our anthem and our flag, they have no choice,” Trump said.

Let’s all completely dismiss the concept of emotional support animals because, hey, y’know, that doesn’t sound real to me.

“If you have a long term condition for which medicine is easily accessible, you should probably keep some on hand to keep yourself safe.”

...how have I not seen this episode!?

They use their libraries to teach lies to your children.

I seem to have misplaced the world’s smallest violin.

This is genuinely the worst shit I’ve ever heard one person say to another. Words fail me.

“People are offended by the stupidest things these days,” the student said. “At one point do we say enough is enough and let the offended kind of run the world.”

Black People: Get yourselves checked for excited delirium, before it’s too late.

Your concern has been noted.

When I argue that feminism is about equality, leveling an uneven playing field and not man-bashing, this is the type of shit the other side points to.

You can definitely max all social stats and confidants in one playthrough.

It’s absolutely NOT impossible to see everything in one go.

That whole statement just begs for the Citizen Kane clapping gif.

...profits?