Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

So what you’re saying is....I’m well and truly fucked.

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

He should have a job, but he wants starter money and no one is gonna pay that.

I feel like we reached that two years ago. 

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

Yep. I have no idea why people are trying so hard to push this video-games-as-sports nonsense. They’re not. Let gaming, even with spectators, shown on TV, played professionally, etc, be its own thing. This “esports” stuff smacks of desperately seeking validation . 

Yeah, I liken video game competition to something more like checkers or chess or something, neither of which should be in the Olympics either.

No. Just, no. No video games in the Olympics.

The problem isn't Sunday weddings, the problem is you having kids!

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

The fuck are you talking about? StarFox 64 is leaps better than the original StarFox and both X and GX are better than the original F-Zero.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

I think there is a way to thread this needle without throwing around words like “quitter” and “idiotic”

It never ceases to amaze me how some idiots can get so caught up in a fandom sportswriting that they forget the players on fans at the field are human beings.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.