i swear to god, if that man ever sets a futon my property, i will box his ears.

The absurdity of this is how far liberals are out of touch with conservatives. Whether wrong or right do you understand the gap that has been created. I want to throw myself off a cliff over that not politics.

he can’t read yet

This seems like something right up ESPN The Ocho’s alley.

Not to beat his wife until his next court date.

They “remain supportive of Josh and his efforts”. Efforts to do what?

Antonio Cromartie is most concerned about the homeless children, because there is such a high probability that they are his.

Pretty sure you’re not allowed to kick people in the NFL. Not men, anyway.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

These women are very upset they’re not the leadership of the non-existent HOA. They’re really cut out for that sort of savagery.