I’d bang someone with gonorrhea before anyone associated with the Trump administration.

That reverb is exquisite! I also particularly like the guy behind the camera who seems to lose his proverbial monocle when he hears it.

It’s definitely time to stop being nice. Obama tried it, and it failed miserably. The left has been historically unwilling to get dirty despite getting their noses bloodied time and time again from right-wing assholes. Republicans don’t understand compromise, they only know war. Time to take that war to them.

They don’t want to say anything about the NHL series because all it’ll be is another roster update. They’re holding on to that shit for years to come.

Calm down Mike Pence.

Eleanor makes me swoon.

SING IT, PLUNKETT.

To be fair this is the most beautiful video game kiss I have ever seen. Did you see how Ellie’s nose was smooshed to the side? Also how their lips don’t just clip into each other? The detail in their hair, their faces and their eyes?

I also never expected to be sobbing 10 minutes into the gd game.

F’real though, how much of this actually has anything to do with Trump? Is it possible that North Korea is simply starting to crumble internally from the pressure of sanctions and such? Because really now, this is not a team of diplomatic geniuses here.

“Awareness.” LOL

I ‘member when Instagram was fun to use and didn’t make me feel like I had just been on facebook (like shit).

Meanwhile, the real issue of tearing children away from their families at the border keeps getting buried. Just murder me already.

Gotta keep your head up, kid.

Unpopular opinion: it was a bit late, but honestly, I’ve seen a lot worse and a lot later not get suspended before. It was a hard hit, but it really didn’t happen that long after he made the pass. Under a second for sure. Interference? Yes. Suspendable? No.

Add this to the “before America was completely fascist” clip reel.

The (truly not at all) funny thing is that separating these kids from their families could actually create more gang members. It’s akin to the legacy of ripping children away from their families in the infamous 60's scoop in Canada, which is still affecting generations of indigenous people today.

My most hated: “what is up guys/everyone?”

Then they’ll be even MORE “unpatriotic,” which is the league goal. Bully them into being around.

Yeah fuck this shit; I’m done with these mofos. I suck at fantasy football anyway.