If she’s not careful the wind’s gonna change and she’ll have that face forever.

This call is fucking magical.

“At least I can go home and have dinner and see my cats tonight.”

Just over $32,000 for each year. Fucking disgraceful.

KELLYANNE: “...and if you’re lucky enough, you’ll grow to look just like me!”

She’s a “Schrödinger’s white nationalist,” whatever the fuck that means.

That fucking album cover tho

But SOCIALISM or something.

Those are chainsaws and I won’t hear anything to the contrary.

Look, I get it, ICE sucks. It’s fucking terrible, and it shouldn’t exist. But suggesting its abolishment would be the wrong move for Ms. Harris if she wants to gain broad support toward a presidential run. It’s not going to happen in Donald Trump’s time, so why bring it up now? There seems to be more bad than good…

Are we sure it wasn’t a loose seal?

Get ready for more expensive cars with the new steel and aluminum tariffs too! Aren’t you guys tired of America being so great?

As a completely out there kind of pick: Alexandre Desplat. Dude is so versatile and he would pretty awesome.

I literally had no idea either. I only ever see the term in writing, and have never heard it spoken.

There could (and should) be retaliation from Canada as well. We’re your largest supplier of both, eh?

DON’T DO IT. IT’S A TRAP.

Instagram is starting to turn into a shitty facebook-lite and has been for quite some time. I realized this morning when I went to tap on the icon that I didn’t feel good about it, I felt shitty. If I had the ability to control my experience a little better I might start enjoying interacting with the app again, not…

I downloaded it, did all the shit to set it up, then it didn’t work. At all. Couldn’t do a search, coun’t see a splash page, nothing. Then I saw this news from folks who signed up less than a week ago. Deleted.

I try to direct the MOST VIOLENT of stinkeyes in their direction. I’m getting closer to MEEKLY ASKING THEM TO TURN IT DOWN, but it’s going to take at least a decade of suffering in non-stoic silence for me to get to that point.

PREACH.