“...it was way less bad than it might of been...”

Has anyone been able to find anything close to a Pebble with an e-ink screen and 7 day battery life?

[portion of finger gets blown off, sees glitter]

HA! “Tax.” I get jokes.

I turned off my adblockers and reloaded the page, was immediately regretful and turned them back on. This page looked like shite. If I have the option, I’m going to take the things away that I find annoying and that are distracting to the experience that I want.

Rightly fucking so.

These folks really seem to be a bunch of Blockheads.

lololol

I thought you were talking about famous Canadian radio personality and podcast host Jonathan Goldstien. Not this no name motherfucker.

If you Americans were resposible for the beep test I swear to Christ I’ll Canadian Nuke you into oblivion. (ie. kick one of you in the shin and apologise profusely.)

Ok grandpa, stop yelling at the clouds.

Jesus tapdacing christ can people stop being assholes so I can stop writing a running list of “Actors To Avoid In All Performaces”?

With respect, most things in Florida will give you herpes.

These maps are fucking insane.

Shit, we’ve had blonde espersso in Canada for 6 months.

I can’t wait to throw my money at this movie.

...that sex should only happen in marriage...

The defense on that Bucek goal was absolutely horrendous. The US Juniors deserve to lose if they’re going to play shit hockey like that.

After Pulse and Vegas, these kinds of shootings are hardly breaking news. It went from “if it bleeds, it leads,” to “show me 5 bodies...then we’ll talk.”

I know. It’s clear he was calling her “that cat from the airplane.”