I fart in your general direction

You are my spirit animal, Man Who Yells At Cloud.

I’ve been drunk since last November; I’m on my third liver thanks to Canadian healthcare.

Pulra of visa is “visas.” Plural of fee is “fees,” which is especially interesting because you pluralized “taxes” correctly.

Allow me to yell at a cloud for a moment but back in my day, you used to be able to unlock this type of shit in game and it was included in the $70 price tag.

That’s bullshit and you know it. Stop making this about something else when it’s not.

If you’re reading this it’s way too late.

I, Sir Wilfred Laurier, the 7th Prime Minister of Canada, am offended that any one person or group would co-opt “CBC” and have it mean anything but “Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.” Just another example of Canadian cultural appropriation by the Yanks.

That black guard behind him looks like he’s considering how he’d be able to kill this dude on camera and get a away with it.

Police in the UK use shields and their words to de-escalate situations just like this.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH. LAURIER NEEDS HIS HOCKEY.

I like how he’s aghast. “Oh my gosh! Good great thundering! I’ve lost my monocle!”

I will simply pirate. I’m not going to get 5 different streaming services; fuck that noise.

I’m in the same boat as you and have largely stopped paying attention to the sport in the last three years. I officially started truly tuning out when the league and teams continued to fuck over Kaepernick for being an American (ie. doing whatever the fuck he wants). I had my first fantasy football draft of the season…

I hereby declare a hearty “laugh-in” protest at the next confirmation to take place.

It’s been $1.33/L-$1.37/L in VanCity all summer and my fam in Winnipeg are freaking cause it just hit $1/L.

Yvan eht nioj.