Oh, and by the way - most libraries nowadays have an app which let you borrow e-books from the library to your device. So even if you don’t want to regularly travel to the actual building, you can still get all of these books from your local public library!

“Betty White”

Here’s a friendly reminder, since living in Trump’s America occasionally makes us forget this;

Local international market sells 16oz deli tubs of pre-peeled but otherwise uncut cloves. For three dollars I am happy to remove these issues from my life. 

It’s actually much more effective of a non-stick coating that anything I’ve used. I’m not sure if it’s from the aerosol or the added ingredients, but olive oil cooking spray nothing sticks to the pan, whereas regular olive oil does. Bacon grease is decent, but that cooks down too, and butter is even less effective but…

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

A second, slightly smaller burger.

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

If you’ve ever actually ridden London escalators for the Tube, you’ll realize that the left walking lane is often open even when huge volumes of people are waiting for the escalator. Because most people choose to wait & stand. That’s why the capacity goes up.

Let me put on my tin foil hat for a second... This is part of their marketing partnership. It may not the be the pro-beer deal everyone thought they were working, but what they’re doing seems to be working. Both companies mention each other’s product in their press releases and marketing which means they’re pushing…

Man’s Meatless Mexican Meal Mandates Maximum Malicious Mischief

You should try adding parmesan to your bread crumbs. Amazing. 

That’s exactly what I thought. What person who roasts any large pieces of meat at home does not own a roasting pan with a rack. This way you don’t end up with a disaster of an oven rack to clean later...

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

Now I’m trying to think of a context where “I knew you wanted to say hello” isn’t obnoxious.

Pro:

What makes a New York deli different than any old sandwich shop?

“a gritty Yosemite Sam reboot.”