I know what he meant, it's just remarkable how dumb it sounds, and how low people's standards are for how they spend their time. "Yeah it's so bad you should waste ninety minutes THIS way, not THAT way."

Death Wish 10: Blow Out The Fucking Candles Already, You're Not Special

The sequel, "2 Bumble 2 Fuck", is way better and really does a great job explaining why everyone is constantly bumblefucked.

I love it.

"This movie is terrible. You should watch it."

I'd recommend finishing it. It's partly a HIGHLY self/aware critique of those types of movies and their screenwriters.

That's what they WANT you to think.

why dont you and your GAY UNCLE get your SLIPPERY FUCKING ASSES off the car??!!?

She gets my vote for most wasted potential of any actor over the last decade. When she's on, matched with good material (or at least elevating ok material) she's arguably my favorite actor on the planet. But nothing in recent years indicates quality roles are coming her way, and/or that she is choosing correctly.

I don't know much about this particular bastard, but I have a sneaking suspicion he's one of those Attention Seeking Bastards.

The World

That is funny but it depends on context - if the person thinks of themselves as the anchor, yeah they're literally underwater but some people use that to say "i am a vessel that is solidly placed" like in a moral context - it doesn't make a lot of sense but neither does the idea that using an anchor means you've sunk.

That seems unrealistic. Dangerfield's clothes in Caddyshack are too classy for Trump.

Good sir or madam, I will have you know that my extensive and fortuitous investment in tinfoil has - HAHA! - "foiled" your devious plot, as I have devised many chapeaus or perhaps "lids" as the lizard children refer to them with their forked alien tongues, and said protective coverings have in truth insulated me…

DING DING DING

Strip clubs are boring.

Today In Misread Headlines: I conflated two consecutive headlines and briefly thought that Elizabeth Banks had secretly recorded Megyn Kelly and I was like "whoa, what is THIS about?".

Cool! That's exactly how i saw them too, set up on the floor, opening for M Ward (who I conversely saw open for Jenny & the Watson Twins when they did their 10th anniversary Rabbit Fur Coat shows last year, and oh man I have a story about how I was unexpectedly two feet from Jenny but I'll shut up now). Can I ask…

This week:

Unrelated but I have a (photo) book by the great rock photographer Jim Marshall and alongside a picture of Alice Cooper backstage, all thin and sweaty and weird, Marshall says something like "I never met anyone who could drink so much beer and still stay so skinny".