They are still getting over their school boy crush. Still gotta, um, cut the cake.

Dead on about the timing, it really was perfect.

Denali is awesome.

Well that escalated quickly.

WE CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE LAST NAME OF OUR BIBLE RIGHT, PEOPLE!

YOU WATCH YOUR ASS

But can he still go, like, BOOM bap BOOM bap, on the damn drums?

He has been, he's just not conscious.

Hell no baby, you already knowed I can't be driving on account of I get confused, dam street names and signs and shit, i can't read nohow, fuckin' liberry is for them dam libruls anyway, fancy book lernin mutherfuckers, and shit, if they aint got that new Adim Sandler movie then fuck em

They never need proof of voter fraud.

Ha ha! Hopefully this comment is sufficiently Burlesque!

What a piece of shit.

Breakdown is dope

Fuck that, it's a great song.

I think this all the time.

Scrawled on the wall of a Burger King bathroom.

You are so, so right.

It only bothers me because it promotes a notion I find awful. It doesn't make me feel different about her music.

Yeah, Reagan and Dulles are much better.

I think the location of the sun, relative to Earth, may even help determine the Seasons.