Why's Scout have to be Hawkeye, Scout's the fan bad-ass in pretty much every other instance.

Well, Gabe from Penny Arcade for one.

I see two results that most certainly shall happen.

People are really getting offended over this? It's a touch condescending sure, but they're just playing to their main demographic. Besides, this default has a very "whipped" feeling to it, more like the author's worried they'll get slapped and sent outside for asking.

That link to the "more detailed breakdown" is kind of angry right now.

Hmmm, technically you could plead a case for arachnids or any other non-insect creepy-crawly.

Oops, sorry, added you.

Mine's 4210-5008-0367.