“HBO. we’re Netflix now”

wow this is... not good...

“Share if you respect the Flag, Our Boys, and Our Kinja” but superimposed on a badly compressed .jpeg of a somber-looking Minion.

“If you post a picture of you with your friends, I’m going to assume you’re the ugly one.”

Yeah, NH is chock-full of nutters. You name ‘em - anarcho-libertarian crazies, white-supremacists, paranoid wannabe militiamen, fundamentalist Christians - NH’s got ‘em.

He is gonna put the weight back on. Prison food is all carbs.

We all remember that harrowing scene where the sworn brothers of the Night’s Watch stabbed him repeatedly while intoning “Yeah, it’s not working out” and “It’s just a really tough time in the economy”.

Cersei has been prophesied to have only 3 kids and loose all three. She’s done with kids. She’ll either die, miscarry or have a stillbirth.

That does make the incest angle significantly less squicky.

“Readers of the books have known that things were heading towards this destination for a while.”

Who the fuck asked for more incest?!? We were at peak incest.

According to Dany and her apparent inability to give birth, neither will her and Jon

Cersei and Jaime are not going to have another offspring.

It’ll be like Private Teacher, only instead of Tom Byron as Jimmy and Honey Wilder as Aunt Diane it’ll be Kit Harington as Jon Snow and Emilia Clark as Daenerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Mother of Dragons,…

The director and writers were being lazy, considering there were a bunch of easy fixes for Dany showing up with her dragons:

Spoilers in headlines, at least some things with AV Club haven’t changed.

I’m predicting the Cersei/Jamie offspring will marry the Dany/Jon offpspring to bring peace to the land (and some genetic disorders.)

‘What is the air speed velocity of an unladen raven?’

For all those people who were thinking, “Hey Daenerys crucifying people is okay, but incest? Too much!”