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The decision to have (or not have) a second child was harder for me than the first.

It likely just precipitated the separation and divorce. Like, if you’re already fantasizing about your Aniston-to-Jolie “upgrade” and your wife brings up another child you’re going to be like “uhhhhhh nooooo worrrrrrk” and she’s going to smell the bullshit and you’re going to get into a big long fight where everything

I’m curious...what would the compromise be? Half a child that they share with another family?

Having a child makes you unsuitable for the sex trade? I’m glad it saved her but Lol.

Exactly she looks like a normal woman that has just given birth but she looks great cause she has a team to make her look great. I’m glad she doesn’t feel the need to work out like crazy and can just enjoy her life and her family.

I love me some Bey, but she looks like a woman who had kids to me. And by that, I mean, she looks like a woman.

I’ve heard he’s not gone ... just hibernating.

Now playing

AKA the Shaggy defense. It does not usually end well. See: Ailes, O’Reilly, et al.

Setting it up to say he was drunk at the time and has no recollection.

That’s lawyertalk meaning, “yeah, he did it. We’re just trying to figure out how much to bill him”.

Its not like texting leaves any kind of paper trail, though, right?

As far as denial’s go, it sets-up an excellent pivot to “I have been suffering from substance abuse for some time...”

Ohhhh, you mean those texts? I totally forgot about thoooose texts.

Refreshing? I don’t know: “Why yes, I did. As a matter of fact you should be getting a text... right about... now. Nice, huh? I got more; wait! Where are you going?”

It’s lawyerspeek. He doesn’t RECALL sending the dickpicks and does not BELIEVE he sent them, but he doesn’t actually say he did not send them.

“Sometimes I accidentally take pictures of my half erect penis. And then I accidentally send them to women. What, like you’ve never taken inadvertent pics of your feet before? THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING.”

At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

Yyyup. You send a picture of your dick to a bunch of women you aren’t going to forget it. Saying “nnnoooo... I don’t think that was me...” is saying “yep, that’s my dick!” in no uncertain terms.

Look, he “believes” he didn’t do it. Is that not good enough!?

It would be refreshing for one of these Fox News assholes to just straight up show the bravado they love to show on camera after this was found instead of some wimpy, mealy mouth denial. They could take a stand against “politically correct” they seem so determined to be fighting against.