It’s sort of a running troll he has going. At one point, some official tried to fine him back when he still played for OSU for wearing a cropped top during warm-ups.

“moderate”? No. Those instagrams are everything.

Equally logical and likely:

You know what else this reminds me of?

“This concert was a major challenge for him. 5 years ago he would have made a move on Kendall and Hailey, but now he exercises restraint.”

This is an excellent burn.

That’s creepy, John Mayer.

At this point, I think they’re actively trying to copy The Onion:

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

How many women couldn’t get VC funding for things that are actually useful and maybe help people while this dude-bro was raking in the sweet startup cash?

Just world fallacy. If one doesn’t wear $N, doesn’t drink $Y, doesn’t do $Z, then it can never, ever happen to to a “good person”. It’s usually more subconscious than that, but it’s that simple.

Right there with you!

He is not that bright, not like he is going to become our president.

RIGHT? When your net worth is $30 million, you don’t get to call yourself an average, blue collar American.

Are you implying he’s not very Bright?

He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).

But he has proven that he hates black people real good, so I guess he has been embraced as a conservative hero.

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.