You’re totally right that this is, in many ways, the hardest it will ever be. And I have absolutely done that masochistic thing of looking at something I know will hurt me. And then beat myself up for it. It sounds like Mr. Jumbie is overall a good dude, but you’re just, well, in the hard part. It really will get…

The sad thing is, there’s some plausibility there. He’s exactly the kind of guy who would start rumors about sleeping with women he didn’t sleep with.

I’m sorry. I hope that he’s being discreet about his porn viewing, because it’s really not fair to rub a partner’s nose in it. But even if he’s being very good and emotionally sensitive about it, you are still right in the middle of what is often the worst part. Two year olds are rough and so are new babies. If it…

There were lots of Bernie or Busters on my FB feed back in June. There were a number who, when it became clear that Hillary was going to get the nomination, stated very clearly, “She will never get my vote!” But then, a few weeks later, those same people were saying, “Guys, we really should probably vote for Hillary…

Same. Today I realized the day after tomorrow was Tuesday and thought, “Oh, thank Christ, this national nightmare is almost over.” I was practically jubilant. Then I looked at the calendar and realized that it’s the Tuesday after. And now I want to drink so much alcohol.

I guess that lack of curiosity just baffles me. Especially if you’re an artist. Wouldn’t you want to understand these things better, if only to give an added dimension to your work? Sadly, it seems we may have to conclude that Ms. Schumer really enjoys thinking and talking about herself. Not that that’s much of a…

She does some social commentary pretty well, just not when it comes to race, it seems.

What I don’t really understand is if you’ve been dinged for this before why you wouldn’t say to yourself, “This might be one of my blind spots. I should fix that.” We all have blind spots, places where we’ve internalized some bullshit without realizing it, whether it’s race or gender or ethnicity or size or…

Also because assuming that he does lose, he’s still going to be involved in entertainment. Being on the record as sympathetic to the Trump cause now might help with access later on.

I got cornered by a Trump supporter (a woman!) the other day who really wanted to explain some things to me about the way men talk in locker rooms (eye roll emoji). When I told her I was a Clinton supporter she asked if I knew anyone else who was voting for Clinton because she didn’t know anybody. I will admit that…

Do you have Amazon Prime? You can get 6 months free of the WaPo and $3.99 a month after that if you do.

My grandmother used to reminisce about how she’d leave the stroller parked outside the grocery store to do the shopping. She forgot my dad twice.

All my love to you and your wife. Anton and Colin are beautiful names for what I’m sure were beautiful little boys. <3

Right? He’s like every guy who hit on you and then, after you give him an firm no, says, “You’re fat and ugly anyway, lesbian.”

People who vote this early are usually the campaign’s pretty firm supporters, the people not likely to be swayed by much. People who can still be convinced usually wait. I wouldn’t worry too much about the people already casting their votes.

The next person who says, “Well, I don’t think that we should call him racist because we don’t know what’s in his heart,” is going to get one right in the kisser.

A man who cannot think of a higher compliment to a woman than, “Oh, yeah, I’d definitely fuck that.” You know how a lot of men would be very glad to hear someone say, “Your daughter is such a lovely, intelligent, accomplished young woman!”? Well, that’s how Donald Trump feels when someone says, “I would fuck the…

I simultaneously feel sorry for and loathe all of his wives. He has put all three women through some serious shit (Ivana: basically flaunted his cheating right under her nose, Marla: told the tabloids that the ring he gave her wasn’t actually an engagement ring, Melania: all the bullshit we’ve been through in the…

I would totally go to a baseball game with G.W.B. Or a bar-b-que. I feel like at a party or sporting event, he would just be super fun to hang out with. But you don’t want that guy to be within a thousand feet of the presidency.

I cannot cannot cannot stop laughing about Ted Cruz endorsing him right before he imploded. Oh, the Schadenfreude!