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There are people (mostly small children) for whom the lactose isn’t the problem, it’s the actual dairy protein. I had to go dairy free for a little over a year with my son because any dairy in my diet made him projectile vomit. My three year old niece is just now getting to the point where she can have small amounts

Me three! I think a lot of it is just the times and tastes changing, though. I reread Bridget Jones’s Diary and was pretty underwhelmed.

I just finished Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead and it, an Oprah book club pick, was really good.

Right? “Oh, she’s too frail to do the job.” So therefore I should vote for Trump? No thank you. I’ll vote for Hillary and Tim Kaine can be president if worst comes to worst.

Oh, absolutely. My family lore always includes the tidbit that my great-grandparents spoke no English when they arrived in the U.S. from Norway and that it was my grandmother (3 years old at the time of immigration) who taught them English after she learned in grade school. One of my mother’s cousins was complaining

A friend of mine had nitrous during her labor and said it was great. She said, “You still feel the pain, you just don’t give a shit about it.”

“It must be nice to be so close”

If you haven’t yet, check out “Luther” while you’re at it. It’s a little ridiculous at times but... well, Idris Elba.

It’s really unfair. My dad and both my biological siblings can do it. I got my mom’s defective stationary eyebrow gene.

If there’s anyone we can trust to be as thoroughly prepared as possible, it’s Hillary Clinton. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was also preparing to debate Mike Pence just in case Trump decides he doesn’t want to run anymore and drops out beforehand.

I don’t think it has to be super gross or graphic because, given the wide variety of things women like and need, trying to cover all possible permutations aren’t really going to be possible. Instead, I think the big thing that both parents should be emphasizing to sons is that a.) just because a woman can’t have a

My son will be two next month, so I’m pretty sure he hasn’t seen porn yet. I read a statistic that most kids see porn for the first time at an average age of 8, which is depressing, but sounds correct.

This is a thing that I think about every now and then, especially now that I have a son. I feel like I have to be realistic about the fact that no matter how hard I try to keep it away from him, he’s probably going to see porn before I think he’s old enough (the internet isn’t going anywhere anytime soon). So, my and

I don’t know that I would call Mr. WildNights a “pornhead”, but he does watch it/look at it sometimes. I’m not sure that it has had any real effect on my pleasure either way. There have been things that he expressed an interest in trying that porn actresses respond to as though they’re the most wonderful things in the

Since becoming a parent and getting to know lots of people as the parents of kids my kids know, I’m over and over again shocked by the number of people who don’t see their children as people. They see them as extensions of themselves without agency of their own, and the kids wind up playing sports or doing activities

I literally gasped when I read the headline. Like, it must have sounded like I just came up for air after being under water for a minute or two.

Oh, FFS, Ted Cruz, can you just not be weird for three goddamn seconds?

Jason Miller is John Miller’s son. Weirdly, he sounds a lot like Donald Trump Jr.

I think that’s kind of the point of the show. That the fact of Maura pushing down who she really was and conforming to who the world told her she was supposed to be in many ways caused a lot of dysfunction. And the show doesn’t entirely let Maura off the hook either. The flashbacks especially show Maura-as-Murray

I feel like Dorothy Parker would have loved that. But I also feel like she would have been a massive Twitter celebrity.