Can’t tell if trolling, but....

Obligatory ‘dont feed the trolls’ request. I would love for them to just fade away. I really love this blog and this feature in particular b/c I get such great ideas. I kinda don't like when they share to Jez b/c of the jackholes.

Perhaps I can make you less sad. I have a somewhat involved skincare routine. I didn’t always but I recently got into it. I don’t do it because I feel like I HAVE to at all. It feels awesome. I feel clean and moisturized and good when I do it all and I go to sleep feeling that way.

I say this with complete seriousness, go fuck yourself. Eloise took time out to share her routine with us (on a website that is FOR that by the way) and you want to be an asshole. Step the fuck off.

I am almost ready to take the plunge and try safety razors. I get terrible razor burn always, and supposedly safety razors help with that? And I’m attracted to the ritual of it all.

That alias is amazing.

WHAT THE FUCK. This makes me so mad.

You know the world is f’ed when J.K. Rowling *still* writes under a dude’s name.

Happy Saturday!

I don’t know, man. My husband and son just returned from a ten day trip, and this experience has reaffirmed my introversion. I didn’t even turn on the tv while they were gone. I went to the movies by myself. I cooked for myself, or didn’t cook. I ate healthy. I exercised. I went into my classroom and organized some…

Horses are descended from dragons.

Aaaaaaawwwwww... Horses are awesome.

I was ball-shy (yes, I’ve heard all the jokes, go ahead anyway), and could not learn to play tennis to save my life.

I spent three of the best summers of my life working at a little scout camp in Eastern Ontario, just outside of Perth. I have literally dozens of stories from it (I’ve already told two here) but this is my favourite:

We had a HUGE raccoon population around the camp. Big families that would get into gang fights at…

I don’t think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.

On a flight from Chicago to Atlanta someone watched a documentary on their laptop about a commercial flight that crashed and killed everyone on board. Sounds like a skit from a tv show, but it’s true.

You need to go to your room and think about what you did.

Q: What do you get when you fuck too many fish?

It always comes down to this.