Right, because aiding impoverished refugees is tantamount to hating Jews.

"Hey Crab Man!" "Hey Earl!"

Nicely done! Also, excellent show.

Crab Man, is that you?

Uploaded on Nov 3, 2008

I think we all had a little fartsguy in us on this day

So you're suggesting that Serena Williams, one of the greatest tennis players in history, who has played dozens (hundreds?) of grand slam matches and won and lost countless doubles and singles matches, was so desperate to have an excuse for losing this one match that she's faking being dazed and disoriented and,…

I'm no doctor, but twice in my life I've had vertigo attacks, and that's what this looked like to me. You lose depth perception, feel sick to your stomach and your head spins. Who knows? Maybe it's something more serious, maybe it's something more nefarious... but looks like vertigo to me.

Colombia is beautifully unselfish in the attack. It's wonderful to watch.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

In exactly what sense are members of our growing Hispanic population not everyday Americans?

Considering the cops would have never caught the guy or even bothered to send a car out to chase the truck. Yeah i would say they did the right thing, and considering its Texas, the thieves were lucky to not get shot when the truck got stopped.

Wiki: "The World Cup is the most widely viewed and followed sporting event in the world, exceeding even the Olympic Games; the cumulative audience of all matches of the 2006 FIFA World Cup was estimated to be 26.29 billion with an estimated 715.1 million people watching the final match, a ninth of the entire…

So what?

As a goalie, that's a tough one. Coming off a double screen, that shot goes 40 feet in the air or 20 feet left 95% of the time...I've let those in before, and it's like "...well...fuck". You look like a goof being frozen, but the truth is you're half mentally trained that that shot is going way off. Way to pull the…

I was in awe of his performance in that game. Practically every time Ghana started an attack, bam - Jones swoops in full sprint from out of nowhere to steal the ball and break it up. Guy's hustle was unreal. We need the rest of the D to step up like that today.

I guarantee it.

Apparently there are no Men's Wearhouses in Qatar, because Hamad cannot like the way he looks in that ill-fitting suit.

Sammy Sosa: [signs bat, gives it to heckler]