Actual LOL.

You're mistaken. Check the overhead view shown in this clip:

I like most of your stuff, but you're really reaching here, and you are one hundred percent wrong to boot.

I actually like cutting them in half, seasoning them cajun style + olive oil - them baking them for 20-30 minutes. It's OUTSTANDING.

YES

Yes, but they have one pretty significant attribute in common: They both kill people.

Haha. Flew about 10 feet over my head. I'm not sure what the point of this article is, to be honest. I mean, is his point that Stallworth's opinion validates the eagle's decision or what?

A reebach, I believe.

With his car actually. My point was that he's about the last person who should have an opinion on someone that associates with alleged murderers.

He hit a pedestrian while drunk I believe.

Yeah - Dante Stallworth actually killed a dude though. Do your research.

Wow. Rarely is a "fun fact" actually a fun fact - but that is an actual fun fact.

You realize that your writing is the least interesting and most preachy of any writer on this network, right? I understand the point you are trying to make, just like all of your overly long, rambling, unfocused "think-pieces." Unfortunately, you are usually so wrong and patronizing that I'm left wondering if you're…

That is awesome.

Same here, but a typically Jewish surname such as Cohen paired with GENGHIS at least made me ponder.

That one has a real chance to go all the way. Also, Erby Ferby vs. Genghis Cohen was an impossible choice.

I don't know why he would want to fake the height. He would risk being exposed, plus a super well-conditioned guy his size and age really should be able to dunk - so it's not really surprising that he can dunk on a 10 ft. rim.

Hooray for math!

An inability to understand that events occur in multiple locations, perhaps.

Wow. I'm completely blown away by your abject stupidity.