Ah yes - but it has everything to do with yours, which is why this article exists in the first place.

Did you seriously just compare sexual preference to religious extremism? Holy hell dude, think before typing.

A fair point. Doesn't really have a ton to do with the current discussion - but I can't deny its veracity.

I love this post, bc it gave me an excuse to watch the greatest musical number in movie history.

Well I guess you'd be among the ones weeded out pretty quickly then, wouldn't you?

I don't even like Obama, but this is damn well-played. Might actually be my favorite thing he has done while President.

This is criminally under-rec'd.

I've been saying this for a couple years, mostly at parties and whatnot, and literally no one has thought it's a bad idea.

Oh I get it, it's just not a very good joke.

Yeah, I was like "wait...what?"

Agree 100%. I really like watching Romo play, and his raw ability is incredible, but...there is a reason the cowboys lose in close games against good teams. It's on everyone, but Romo certainly shares a portion of the blame because the teams know that he can be tricked in to doing stuff like this.

Congratulations - you have made my favorite deadspin comment of all time.

Elisha, right?

I think you missed the one where God kills a guy for jacking it instead of impregnating his dead brothers widow.

A drunk guy acted like a dick, can't tell you how shocked I am.

You know who else has tossed 2 no-hitters? Homer Bailey.

HOLY GOD SHANAHAN THE HAIR THE HAIR WTF WTF

It's really remarkable too that he hasn't just improved in that area - he's literally improved in every single area. It's not super uncommon to see a guy improve in one or two areas, but the improvement across the board is pretty much unparalleled.

I'm speaking seriously here:

Yeah I guess one could write write movie reviews while assuming that those reading them haven't seen the trailer....but it seems a little like Robert Louis Stevenson beginning Treasure Island by explaining what a pirate is, doesn't it?