Grantland is to Deadspin as Slate is to Huffington post.

I was just going to comment this. In fact, a 50/50 mix of ketchup and A-1 (K-1, if you will) is a pretty solid french fry condiment.

Oh good, a scrambling QB from a Texas school that doesn't fit the prototypical NFL mold, but has ridiculous college stats and ends up looking like a steal in the 3rd to the Browns. That couldn't possibly go wrong.

I agree with everything you just said. Plus, this trade is a serious slap in the face to season ticket holders. Honestly, this deal would be easier to swallow for the fans if you're talking about a team that has a history of making good decisions, but this is not the case. We're talking about one of the 5 or 6 most…

I've been saying for years that we're going in the wrong direction. I'm glad to know someone shares the same opinion. Mostly because people look at me like I'm insane when I suggest they go back to soft helmets.

Someone needs to just compile a list of all the inconsistencies and outright lies in this story. Thayer Evans has really outdone himself on this one - pure yellow journalism.

It was either a good joke, or a bad reality.

Maybe Knight thought it would be hypocritical for him to comment? You know, kinda like Lewis comes off any time he opens his mouth.

Well, I suppose we shall find out at 10 ET. I'm gonna go ahead and be optimistic. Plus, the only shot they have at getting in the second set of 8 for the WC starts by winning (not tying) tonight. I know it's not super realistic, but I don't think getting someone who does a better job than Jurgen is very realistic…

Good lord, you must be a real hit at parties. Killjoy much? I think you and Howard are over-reacting to be honest. Tonight will be a good barometer game - seeing as the US has pretty much been atrocious in CR. I think Klinsmann has been adequate to good for the US, he has surely been helped by a deeper talent…

Has a chance to be even worse than the 2011 Monday Night Debacle.

The Panthers @ Vikings being on the bottom 5 is shocking to me. That should be a really good game.

That is...um...vivid.

I had to laugh when I saw this incredibly long detailed analysis because this is basically what I did the first couple years in fantasy football.

WOW

THAT FIRST TD WAS ALL JEEBUS!!!!

He just stated a fact. This fact does not fit into your personal opinion though, so he must be stupid.

And verily I say unto thee: This is fucking outstanding work.

In all seriousness, I never understood why the Broncos didn't just keep him as a 2nd/3rd stringer behind Manning. I'm being 100% serious right now. Really. Not a Tebow lover or hater, just wondering why they didn't from a football perspective.

I understand that. Actually that situation illustrated the issues still associated with player safety because the game won't stop just because a guy is having concussion tests on the sideline, and obviously everyone associated with Vandy's team is gonna want their best player out on the field if at all possible in…